I want you to try something.
Go to Coca-Cola's personalized can tool the one where you can put a name or a phrase on a Coke. Type in "Jesus is good."
Rejected.
Now type "Satan is good."
Accepted.
I'll give you a moment to sit with that.
This isn't a rumor. It's on camera.
When I first saw this circulating, I assumed it was exaggerated. Another internet outrage cycle built on a screenshot with no context. So I looked into it. And what I found was worse than I expected.
According to multiple videos that went viral this week, Coca-Cola's customization tool rejected "Jesus is good," "Jesus is King," "Jesus Christ," "Holy Trinity," "Holy Spirit," "Virgin Mary," and "Christ is King."
Meanwhile, the same tool reportedly accepted "Allah is good," "Muhammad is good," and "Satan is good."
And here's the part that genuinely disturbs me. While "Jesus is good" was blocked, the phrases "Jesus is bad," "Jesus is evil," and "Jesus is the devil" reportedly made it through to the preview stage.
So let me get this straight. You can insult Jesus. You can call Him evil. You can call Him the devil. But you cannot say He is good.
What are we doing?
Coca-Cola's explanation doesn't hold up.
To be fair, let me give you their side. Coca-Cola's official position is that its tool restricts phrases that are "religious or political in nature," along with trademarks, celebrities, and anything deemed inappropriate. The company says its filters block religious terminology generally not just Christian phrases.
That sounds reasonable on paper. A blanket ban on all religious terms would be fair. I'd have no problem with that.
But that's not what people are documenting. If the filter blocked religious language equally, then "Allah is good" and "Muhammad is good" would be rejected right alongside "Jesus is good." They weren't. If the filter simply blocked "religious sensitivity," then "Satan is good" and "Jesus is evil" would obviously be flagged as inappropriate. They weren't.